5 “Normals” I Despise

I don’t really consider myself a picky eater.  (My husband may disagree!) I do, however, have an unnatural hatred of foods that most people consider normal.  Because I’m fresh out of ideas today, here’s my list of 5 “normal” foods that I can’t stand:

1) Strawberries – Gah!  I’m sorry, but this tops my list of nasty.  I can’t stand them, and feel like strawberries taint whatever they come into contact with.  As a matter of fact, I’d sooner eat the crusty taint of a homeless man than anything tainted by strawberries.   You just try & wrap your mind around that for a minute.  You’re welcome.

2) Kiwi – Dudes, they’re HAIRY!  It’s hairy fruit!! That is just so wrong, on so many levels.  My husband & son will pop an entire kiwi into their mouths, hair & all.  I’m not sure what that says about them, but it’s not good.  Not good at all.

3) Coconut – Again with the hairy fruit!  Wait, is coconut a fruit or a vegetable?  I’m not sure, but I think between my #s 2 & 3 I’d better never get stranded on an island.  Well, that & the fact that I don’t like water.

4) Brussels Sprouts – Juicy balls.  That is all.

5) Eggs – I’d like to know who the first person was that watched an egg pop out of a chicken’s ass & thought “Mmm, that sure looks tasty!”  Also, why is it okay to eat a chicken egg… but not any other eggs?