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I’ve been demoted.  This has nothing to do with my new boss having read my blog.  (I’m pretty sure she hasn’t.)  Actually, it has nothing to do with my day job at all.

Nope.  I’ve been demoted by my child, the infamous Kid2.

Earlier today, I had this convo:

Kid2: Woman, don’t you EVER answer your phone?

Me: What are you talking about?

Kid2: Well, I’ve sent you like 3 texts lately that you haven’t bothered to respond to.

Me:  Are you feeling unloved?

Kid2: Maybe a little. But one was pretty important, so you suck.

Me: Also, I’m kind of awesome.

Kid2: But mostly you suck.

Me: With a side of awesome.

Kid2: Well, sometimes.

Sometimes!?

I have now been demoted to “sometimes” status on the Scale of Awesome.

So, in order to remedy that, I’ve agreed to go to her sorority Founders Day brunch next month.   I’m not quite sure why she wants me to do this.  Have I mentioned that I like to leave an impression?

“Like to” might be a bit of a stretch.  It kinda just happens.  I can’t be trusted in public settings.

So, apparently, Kid2 is just asking for it.   Which means she secretly loves when I embarrass her.

Which means I’m pretty fucking awesome, whether she’ll admit it or not.

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July 24, 2016 - Posted by | Family, Kids, Textersations | , , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. Well, Dor, if it helps any…I think you are an awesome sister….so dammit, that just makes you awesome! And that is all I got to say about that. (OK that was supposed to be in a Forrest Gump voice, but it kinda loses it in typing!)

    Comment by Kim | January 24, 2012 | Reply

    • Aww, thanks! How much do I owe you for the compliment? We need to get to work on taking our awesomeness on the road!

      Comment by bonesysblahg | January 31, 2012 | Reply


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