Bonesy's Blahg

A word of advice…

While 50 degrees may seem like a heatwave to those of us who have been cooped up inside for far too long, please listen closely.  I mean this in the nicest possible way…

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR PASTY, FLAKY, CHAPPED, WINDBURNT LEGS!  Um, eww!  Also, while I know it’s mid-May & it seems like you should be able to wear shorts, this is OHIO!  It’s friggin’ COLD & you look ridiculous.

So, here is my advice…

Buy some goddamn Jergens & get busy…. then put on some pants.  Wait, that sounds kinda dirty. 

What I meant to say was “squirt on some lotion, get to work on yourself & put your pants back on!”  Um, dammit!  Maybe I’m not so good at this advice thing.

And to think you regulars waited nearly a month for this post.  You’re welcome.

Advertisements

May 13, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: